Funny things!

 My sister sent me these!  They are SO true, too!  I had to send them on! If they don't seem "funny" to you, you didn't grow up in Minnesota!  :) Merry

JEFF FOXWORTHY ON MINNESOTA

>If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through l8
>inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim
>by,you might live in Minnesota.
>
>If you're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each
>Year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you
>might live in Minnesota.

>If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might
>live in Minnesota,
>
>If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, You
>might live in Minnesota,
>
>If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
>If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
>If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina, Shakopee ,Winton and Ely,
>you might live in Minnesota.
>
>If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in
>Minnesota.
>
>"Vacation" means going up north past Virginia (Minnestora)  for the weekend,
>
>You measure distance in hours,
>
>You know several people who have hit deer more than once,
>
>You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again,
>
>You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events,
>
>You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>unlocked,
>
>You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and venison,
>
>You carry jumper cables in your car and you wouln't hesitate to ask some "nice guy" to jump your car for you.
>
>There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at
>any given time,
>
>You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
>
>Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
>
>You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
>
>construction,
>
>You can identify a southern or eastern accent, >

>
>Down South to you means Iowa,
>
>A brat is something you eat,
>
>You go out to fish fry every Friday,
>

>You actually understand these jokes, You might live in Minnesota.

    merry1621@aol.com


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